The Lorax Sells Mazda's in DC

Thanks Bionic Mama for sharing this story about the Lorax selling what "everyone, everyone, everyone needs:"

Mister!  …he said with a sawdusty sneeze,

The Lorax Selling Mazdas

I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.

 

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

And I'm asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs

 

 He was very upset as he shouted and puffed--

"Whats that THING you've made out of my Truffula tuft?

 

Apparently, a Mazda.